"Can you imagine how hard it would be if none of us spoke the same language and our grandparents killed each other in World War II? Why did you ever think you could get on the same currency, Europe? You guys have shared a tiny continent for 2,000 years and you don’t speak the same language! Belgium has two languages and it’s the size of a Midwestern college campus!"
— SETH MEYERS, regarding the Eurozone and the Greek economic crisis, on Saturday Night Live (via inothernews)