"Bing is a great website for doing Internet searches. I know that, because I Googled it."
— STEPHEN COLBERT, while talking about how Microsoft’s search engine will donate funds to charity, on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
"BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company. In response, Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that’s ruining the ocean."
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JIMMY FALLON, Late Night
(via the New York Times)
(via inothernews)
"A mother is a school. Empower her and you empower a great nation."
— Hafiz Ibrahim - Egyptian poet (1872-1932)
"Here in New York City, the Yankees, they’re champions. In Arizona, they would be deported."
— DAVID LETTERMAN, The Late Show (via inothernews)