"A man in Minnesota says his iPhone survived a 13,000-foot fall after it slipped out of his pocket while he was skydiving. That’s not surprising: if there’s one thing the iPhone is good at, it’s dropped calls."

JIMMY FALLON, Late Night (via inothernews)

Loreena McKennitt - Caravanserai (HQ) (by quinlanroad)

inothernews:

The sun illuminates clouds early Thursday morning behind a barn east of Salina, Kansas. (Photo: AP via the New York Post)

inothernews:

The sun illuminates clouds early Thursday morning behind a barn east of Salina, Kansas. (Photo: AP via the New York Post)

“He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed.”

— SARAH PALIN, explaining Paul Revere’s midnight ride.

You’re welcome.

(ThinkProgress via Gawker)

(Source: inothernews)

"Mitt Romney has announced he’s running for president in 2012. And to save time, he’s announced he’ll try again in 2016."

STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)

President Obama at the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner (by CSPAN)

"What does a sesame seed grow into? I don’t know - we never give it a chance!"

MITCH HEDBERG (via inothernews)

Boy Gets Dunked Through Basketball Hoop