“Can you imagine how hard it would be if none of us spoke the same language and our grandparents killed each other in World War II? Why did you ever think you could get on the same currency, Europe? You guys have shared a tiny continent for 2,000 years and you don’t speak the same language! Belgium has two languages and it’s the size of a Midwestern college campus!” — SETH MEYERS, regarding the Eurozone and the Greek economic crisis, on Saturday Night Live (via inothernews)
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SERENADE / FUSILLADE Revolutionary forces fired their weapons at fighters loyal to Col. Moammar Gadhafi as a comrade played a guitar in Sirte, Libya, Monday. (Photo: Aris Messinis / AFP-Getty via the Wall Street Journal)
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“Do the math: you’ve got a $40 billion big blob of media that owns Fox News, Fox Sports, (the) New York Post, Wall St. Journal; they closed a 168-year-old newspaper; and they’re run by an 80-year-old guy who almost got hit in Parliament by a pie in the face — and he was saved by his hot Chinese wife. I mean, that’s a great story!” — New York Times media writer DAVID CARR, on why journalists care about the phone hacking scandal, on The colbert Report (via inothernews)
“A man in Minnesota says his iPhone survived a 13,000-foot fall after it slipped out of his pocket while he was skydiving. That’s not surprising: if there’s one thing the iPhone is good at, it’s dropped calls.” — JIMMY FALLON, Late Night (via inothernews)
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Dell ships 65 screws in individual envelopes, Mother Nature cries
The sun illuminates clouds early Thursday morning behind a barn east of Salina, Kansas. (Photo: AP via the New York Post)