September 2009
12 posts
“Zero hour, Michael. It’s the end of the line. I’m the firstborn. Sick of playing...”
– GOB, Arrested Development
August 2009
8 posts
Why was the tomato blushing?
inothernews:
rosasparks:
Why was the tomato blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
THANK YOU!
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah :)
i would like to know who wrote this:
jjsong:
“I think MapQuest needs an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option, they also need to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which...
