July 2010
3 posts
June 2010
4 posts
Bing is a great website for doing Internet searches. I know that, because I...
– STEPHEN COLBERT, while talking about how Microsoft’s search engine will donate funds to charity, on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
Does Lady Gaga's Alejandro know ABBA's Fernando?
(via inothernews)
Placing the Blame as Students Are Buried in Debt →
by Ron Lieber, New York Times Tuesday, June 1, 2010
May 2010
5 posts
BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company....
– JIMMY FALLON, Late Night
(via the New York Times)
(via inothernews)
A mother is a school. Empower her and you empower a great nation.
– Hafiz Ibrahim - Egyptian poet (1872-1932)
April 2010
3 posts
Here in New York City, the Yankees, they’re champions. In Arizona, they would be...
– DAVID LETTERMAN, The Late Show (via inothernews)
March 2010
1 post
A pair of cows were talking in the field.
One says: Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?
The other cow says: Yeah, makes me glad I'm a penguin.
February 2010
7 posts
Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in...
– Alan Alda
Before you make up your mind, Open It.
– Unknown
We Are The World 25 For Haiti @ Yahoo! Video
Oh, big deal! Writing notes on (her) hand shows she’s an Average Jane - not like...
– STEPHEN COLBERT, on Sarah Palin’s use of a “Hand-o-prompter,” on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
January 2010
3 posts
To all the people watching, I can never thank you enough for your kindness to me...
– CONAN O’BRIEN, The Tonight Show
December 2009
6 posts
The Victor - Poet: C.W. Longenecker
If you think you are beaten, you are. If you think you dare not, you don’t If you like to win but think you can’t, It’s almost a cinch you won’t.
If you think you’ll lose, you’re lost. For out in the world we find Success begins with a fellow’s will It’s all in the state of mind.
If you think you are outclassed, you are. You’ve got to think high to rise. You’ve got to be sure of yourself before...
Jersey Shore Nickname Generator →
Mine is S-Train!
November 2009
7 posts
Eid Mubarak!!
Governor Paterson, the governor of New York, announced that by the end of the...
– DAVID LETTERMAN, The Late Show (via inothernews)
Jon Stewart pulls a Glenn Beck.
The 11/3 Project - There’s a war going on in America, and the stakes are nothing less than Glenn Beck’s internal organs.
During a speech, President Obama embarrassed his daughter, Malia. Did you hear...
– CONAN O’BRIEN, The Tonight Show
(via the New York Times)
(via inothernews)
October 2009
4 posts
Nice - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okinawa_Churaumi_Aquarium
View in full screen!
dihard:
This video makes me pause. And not a lot does. (best viewed in full screen)
You got to watch this video - it is hilarious but... →
Everythings Amazing & Nobodys Happy!
By
Louis CK
September 2009
12 posts
Back in NJ today and heading to MD tomorrow!
It is 105 F here!